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Honestly what is with the poopy timing? Did you intentionally wait until DH was in Kentucky before you decided to inflict your cluster feeding, growth pain, cling inducing self on my son? What is UP with that?? This boy is 17 pounds! Do you have any idea how much fun he is to carry around all day? Thank the good Lord up above I have a Moby or I would be kickin' your spurty butt to the curb!
How much do you wanna bet that the night DH gets home DS will sleep the longest he's ever slept? Oh it'll happen...I can just see it now. 'He seems to be sleeping fine to me.' You know hun if you're reading this, don't say that because I will give you a black eye, consider this your warning. ;)
Don't get me wrong I absolutely LOVE snuggling with my little guy and it's even more fun in the wrap because he's all cuddled right up against me where he belongs. However, when this has to happen during the week that I have to be both parents to both kids it'd be really nice if I could put the little one down for a minute or two so DD and I can have some time together. The poor girl is going to get a complex and ask to get into the wrap in a minute.
See what you did there growth spurt? You gave the girl a complex, I am billing YOU for her therapy in a few years. I don't understand why you have to stretch and grow my baby so fast!! He's just barely 3 months old and the boy is pushing 20 pounds...no no no no NO! I want him to be my sweet little tiny baby for awhile longer but then of course youuuu had to take that from me.
You best hope we don't run into each other in a dark alley growth spurt cause I most definitely owe YOU a black eye. Go away, leave my baby alone...at least until his father comes home to take him in the morning so I can sleep.
By the way if you see sleep tell it to get it's butt back here it clearly wasn't paying attention to my letter. So now I'm peeved. :p
Screw you,
Chatty Mama
PS. Pass along a message to 5am too...if this keeps up I'm going to consider it stalking.
LMAO...I swear I'm not laughing at you because I remember these times/nights but if you don't make it so hilarious...***hugs***
ReplyDeleteI intentionally try to make it humorous so that I can remember I will laugh about this in the future. Glad you can find the humour in it too. Now get in your car and drive here to hold my baby so I can nap! :p
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