Dear 5am...

So cute and SOO not sleeping.

I never EVER want to see you again. We are breaking up, the only time I want to be near you is when I'm sleeping right through you. I know you got to show me this little cutie this morning and that's all fine and dandy. I do want to let you in on a little secret. I SEE HIM ALL DAY! *ehm* Sorry I'll try not to yell, it's just that I spend my whole day with this beautiful boy, I would really REALLY like to spend the night sleeping so that I can enjoy him the next day.

Sleep and I have had a talk about the fact that it can't seem to hang around long enough. If you two work together and I get some of sleep then maybe just maybe you'll be back in my good books. That said I still don't want to see you, ever. You can tell the sun I said hi, you can watch over me while I'm sleeping but for the love of all things holy stop asking me to hang out. It's not going to happen, I'm taken you are not the hour for me so go hang out with the other hours that are not for me (12-6) you can form a club or whatever but leave me the heck alone.

I am mommy, one who has seen THE EYE!

An hour I don't mind seeing is 7 but its brother 7:30 would do well to not scare me by encouraging my daughter to come so close to my face in the morning that I feel her breathing and wake up to this eye!

My daughter is beautiful and has lovely eyes.  In fact she also has eyelashes that I envy but goodness gracious they about gave me a heart attack that close to my face. Thankfully I didn't scream because after DS went back to sleep he stayed that way till 8:30! That's why I like those later morning times, they seem way more agreeable. Not so loud and obtrusive :p

We had our time in the sun (depending on the season) 5am but I have grown up now and have no intention of hanging out with you at all in the future. Please enjoy the memories of our times and move on, I need it for the love of sanity. These two children that I have need a mama who is alert so if you keep waking them up at your time then I am not alert I am a bear...a very angry snappy bear.

It's been a slice 5am, I really hope we don't see each other again. However, if we do I would warn you to leave quickly or I could get very angry. Send me to your friend 8am, I really like that one :)

From,
Chatty Mama